Indie Mummer's Paradise

Do you have that perfect vintage, thrift store dress for this New Year's? Have you got your fashion mullet going just right? Looking for that special venue to get humped by a hipster with an ironic mustache so you can really get a good jump on the new millennium? Well then look no further, 'cause Sean and the R5 are whipping up some crazy NYE shit for Philly to attend at the Barbary. 20 bucks and you get an hour of free drinks from 9 to 10--your choice of Sparks or PBR. The details are kind of intentionally hazy, but apparently there are going to be some other parts of the Barbary opened up so there can be three dance floors going on simultaneously. Here's how they describe the mayhem:

In Discovery One: (Main Floor):Dave P / Dave Pak & Mike ZI

lluminating the dance floor w/ indiedance.cocainesexjams. partytrainanthems.nitemusic. futuristicsounds.

In the Orb of Light (Second Floor):A Rock Tits Event w/ Joel, Nez, Russ Alexander & Steve Vena

One night only! from stonehedge! heavy black "vinyl" magic rock riffs from the wizards sleeve

In the Black Monolith (Third Floor):Adam Sparkls, Pink Skull and The Broadzilla DJs

Raddening the dance floor w/ newwavehouse.nowavedisco. electro.acidrain.sparklemotion

Take from that what you will. Yer ol' pal Mikey Squeamish will be rocking in the new year in a more modest manner, but for those of you who need a free Jager shot at midnight (only on the Black Monolith level. Champagne and Whiskey in Discovery One and the Orb of Light, respectively), this is a viable alternative. And if you get two free drinks during the early hours, you have made a dent in your ticket price. As always, tickets available through AKA Music on 2nd Street in Philly, or now through R5's revamped website.

They are also hosting some secret warehouse after-party, but I'm not cool enough to know where it is. Wherever your debaucherous activity takes you Thursday night, be careful out there, kiddies. It's a big, bad world. We want see everyone on the other side with their limbs and minds intact. Happy New Year.

http://www.r5productions.com/