Get Over Yourselves, You Self-Important Jackasses

Hey PETA and Sarah Palin! Way to make yourselves look like a couple of giant bags of douche!

Tuesday, just before that adorable Scottie dog Sadie was crowned Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club, two PETA representatives (working "independently," according to PETA) held up protest signs--"Mutts Rule" and "Breeders kill rescue dogs' chances." What a bunch of dorks. While I am big believer that mutts can be equally as cute as a pure bred canine, and that rescuing dogs is a noble cause, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! First of all, this is a competition for pure bred dogs and there is nothing wrong with that. There is nothing inherently evil about owning or wanting a pure bred animal. Secondly, there is such a thing as responsible breeding. Again, in and of itself, breeding is fine so long as the goal is to produce quality dogs and not just to churn them out to make some quick dough on a cute puppy. There is a difference between breeders and puppy mills; they are not necessarily the same thing. There are many people who call themselves breeders who really have no clue what they are doing. They are simply out to make a buck, even if they are not necessarily mass producing doggies. Also, it is pretty much proven that odds are a mutt is going to be a healthier dogs long term because so many pure breds are also inbreds. But this is not because breeders are stupid or bad, it is just that particular breeder is stupid or bad. There is a difference and PETA refuses to distinguish between the two categories.

Sarah Palin, who is only connected to PETA in the sense that she too sucks, also made an horse's petute out of herself Wednesday by proclaiming her outrage over Family Guy's portrayal of down syndrome. True, Seth MacFarlane specifically referenced the former governor in the episode, but in no way did they bash on Palin's son (who suffers from the disorder) as she seems to believe. It is hard to feel like a public figure who posts her response on Facebook is protected from being the subject of ridicule. I'm not defending making fun of handicapped people, especially handicapped children, but when you are an elected official, you are subject to a different set of standards than the rest of us folks and you should expect your life to be dissected, and that includes your family. Plus, and most importantly, it was a joke, comedy, a jest. Maybe it isn't your sense of humor, but it was supposed to be farce--and really only partially at your expense. Sarah Palin, take note: if you want to keep you private life private, don't run for Vice President and don't put your life on display on fucking Facebook. You looked like a dunce when you boo-hooed about David Letterman, and you look like a whale's vagina now.

So, in summary, fuck PETA, fuck Sarah Palin, and fuck Facebook. I hate you all passionately. The world would be better off if each of you just kept to yourselves and stayed the hell out of society's way. That is all.